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Via our undercover Field Service Officer from foggy bottom in the far and abroad, New Sysphus:

As you've no doubt heard by now, the Syrian-backed and -installed Lebanese government has resigned under mass protest in Beirut. It's only a matter of time now before Syria is forced to relinquish control of the Land of Cedars to a patriotic government. But what really struck us about today's protests at the Martyr's Square was the news that the crowd there is being fed by Dunkin Donuts and Subway.

Take that, anti-globalization activists!

We're taking over the world, one stomach at a time.