Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Even God Wants A Piece of the Blog

Via Views By The Bay, I've discovered that even God wants to get into the blogging business.

If you need a laugh today, check out Talk To God. Unless, of course, you are one of those fundamentalist, burn the witches, kiss the snakes, Boy George is Satan, fire breathing, bible thumping, brimstone throwing, everyone must burn in hell if they don't believe like me Christians that my friend Ciggy always talks about.

If you are, you might not find it funny.

On the other hand, I always thought Boy George was Satan. I just couldn't prove it.

Please God, don't strike me down with lightening and throw me into hell. I'm only the messenger.

7 comments:

riceburner147 said...

GOD IS FUNNY ! OWWW!, ...ok, it was only static electicity.

Jim said...

I always kinda thought Boy George was a girl, maybe, but not Satan. John Lennon, on the other hand...

Definitely Satan.

Kat said...

Rice...LOL You're lucky. That was probably just a warning shot.

Jim... John Lennon as Satan? hmmm...never thought of that, but he did marry Satan's minion, Yoko so maybe?

Dating myself again, but I remember when Boy George appeared on Solid Gold and my brothers and a few cousins were watching him sing "Kama Kama Chameleon" and my dad came in and said, "Who is that ugly girl? She can't sing either."

We proceeded to protest that it was a man.

My Dad, "What kind of crap are you kids watching?"

LOL

He had the same reaction when he saw the cover of my brother's Poison cassette tape. He said something about the women looking like prostitutes with all that make up. My brother explained that it was men.

My Dad, "No son of mine is going to listen to men dressed up as women! Keep that crap out of my house!"

LOL

Satan comes in many forms.

Jim said...

I tend to agree with your dad on the "ugly girl" part, at least. LOL As a guy, he was a very ugly girl.

I'm the oldest, so maybe my parents were just young enough that they never really seemed to get too freaked out by weird-looking or different-sounding bands. I mean, it's hard to imagine my dad actually listening to someone like The Cure, but I don't recall him ever getting bent about something like that, either. And my mom actually went to a Men at Work concert with us.

riceburner147 said...

From what i understand from the Bible, Satan is supposed to be BEAUTIFUL. If that is true, my vote is for Jessica Simpson :lol:

Kat said...

Rice..Jessica is way to stupid to be Satan. Unless, of course, it's a ploy to lull us into a trap?

If we have to go there, my vote is for Leonardo DiCaprio. He never ages, like Dorn Grey. Scary.

Jim...my parents were hardcore Elvis fans. Any music after that was Evil. And they weren't all that old either. Maby some Neil Sedaka and Bobby Rydel. The Ventures. If it was made after 1972, we didn't here it in my house until I was old enough to have my own radio.

riceburner147 said...

kat: if you are a Leo fan, his role in the aviator i thought was his best (really to me, i always thought he was a mediocre actor) in this film he really shines (IMHO)