Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

First, There Was Disco...

...and then there was this:

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Monday, April 09, 2007

Monday Madness: Evil Warmongerer?

Since I've been called all sorts of things including a blood thirsty, evil, Bush loving, warmongerer and my brother pointed me to this test (he scored "Very Evil 92% - I told him I could have told him that without the test - LOL), I thought I would put it out for everyone to take (post Easter goodness):

You Are 30% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.



Bwahahahaahaaa!

One question: How did they know I have a voodoo doll that looks like Hillary on one side, Pelosi on the other and Harry Reid's face tatooed on it's a##?

Reich Wing Nut Job?

You Are 28% Politically Radical

You've got a few unusual political ideas, but overall you're a pretty mainstream person. Chances are that you're turned off by both the radical right and looney left.



Capitalist or Socialist?

You Are 60% Capitalist, 40% Socialist

While you are definitely sympathetic to a free economy, you also worry about the less fortunate.
Wealth and business is fine, as long as those who are in need get helped out too.
You tend to see both the government and corporations as potentially corrupt.


Famous Last Words?

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."


Warmongerer that I am, guess what button I am pushing.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Marines

I came across this site searching on Milblogging.com,

Lubbock Marine Parents

Both sons are in the marines. I liked this post in particular. Favorite quote:

"As Marines, our message to our foes has always been essentially the same...'We own this side of the street! Threaten my Country or our allies and we will come over to your side of the street, burn your hut down, whisper in your ear 'Can you hear me now?' ...and then secure your heartbeat.'"
-Colonel James M. Lowe


I think you can tell this is a "current" quote. "Can you hear me now?"

Semper Fi!



Wednesday, February 21, 2007

You Know You've Been in Baghdad Too Long When...

• When mortars land near your compound and you roll over in bed and think "still way off, I got another 5 minutes"
• When you start humming with the Arabic song playing on the radio on the shuttle bus
• Every woman that reports to your unit starts looking attractive
• Every guy that reports to your unit starts looking attractive
• You walk an extra 6 blocks to eat at the KBR (contractor run) dining facility to have the exact same food they are serving in your dining facility because you think it tastes better
• You actually volunteer for convoy security duty because you still haven't seen the country yet

Read the rest here

Monday, February 19, 2007

Tonight Our Troops Dine in Hell

Look at the picture here carefully.