Geekdom Marital Bliss and A Pig Named Napolean

What happens when you spend too much time on the computer or gaming on line? They say your personal relationships suffer. Or, do they?

Gamers' Happily Ever After(video)

Top 25 Strangest Laws

22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon [ed..but can you call it Mohammed?].
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19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk. [ed...obviously someone has tried this or we wouldn't call it "drinking like a fish"]
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17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.[ed...nothing..I have...wait...is that why they call a bobby's helmet a "pot"? Considering that a "piss pot" is a chamber pot and a general insult...who can figure out these bloody British anyway?]
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8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than six-feet long.[ed...and you would conceal that...where?]
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4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.[ed...I can only speculate in a way reminiscent of Genghis Ace and Rita-matic fueled Castle Parties why such permission would be necessary.]
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3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.