Thursday, December 22, 2005

Rob Long on the Claus Break-Up on National Review Online

Rob Long on the Claus Break-Up on National Review Online

CALLER: “Hi, Larry. Hi, Mrs. Claus.”




LARRY KING: “What’s your question, caller?”

CALLER: “I just want to know if there’s been any reaction to the book so far from her ex-husband?”

LARRY KING: “Good question. So? Did Santa ring in?”

MRS. CLAUS: “His lawyers did, Larry. You know, after all those years I really felt that he’d at least want to talk to me directly. Instead, I got a very threatening letter from his attorneys basically saying that if I went through with the book they’d sue me and ruin me and all like that.”


Even jolly couples have their down times.

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