Secret Agent Joe

Okay, I've avoided writing on the subject for sometime, but I found this via Donklephant at Huffingtonstoast and had a good laugh:

Let’s get a few things straight.

Yes, I sent Joe to Niger. No, I am not so stupid I thought he would actually learn anything. I just needed a break.

Ever since his last assignment, he had been sitting around the house in his navy blazer and grey slacks, watching home improvement shows and infomercials, and working on his pocket square collection, and I just wanted him OUT.

Go on. Go read and be amused. That's if you have any sense of humor.